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Not Engrish!  Zamglish!


Alright, alright.
So this one couldn't get more English.
It's still funny enough to be on this page!
It's Yum Yum Peanut Butter
Sounds like Engrish, but this stuff is made in South Africa
No thanks. I really don't want to eat Simba. Though, he is Cheese and Onion flavoured...
If you're European....
Shanks.
An indecisive owner A speed bump
Or, in Zambian:
A sleeping policeman
Good advice for laundry here in Zambia as well as in Canada "Canada Dry Whiskey Black"
The drunk guys love to offer us this when they find out we're from Canada
Zambia Beef
Zambeef!
Dorothy and I laugh everytime we see this one!
Words to live by
This stuff tastes aweful!
So, we took Sharon to the police...
Just kidding
(Sorry Sharon, I coudln't resist)
Fishing nets?
One of these things is 
not like the other...
Visitors are only allowed to stop a moment, but at least it's a pleasant one
Sioma Basic School
Proudly slowing down quality education
Sioma, Senanga, Shangombo ...
Just where do you guys live anyway?
Found on a Deputy Headmaster's door
To "bounce" is to visit and 
find no one at home
Okay boss.
We get the picture!!
And you thought that gas was 
expensive in Canada?!
Okay, this one is just silly.
The Friendly place to shop.
Except that they don't 
give the right change!
Stationary, Sports, tables, chalkboard
Most importantly
"Rome was not built in a day"
Wouldn't find this sign in Canada
Let alone beside the pool!
I got a lot of stares taking this one 
as I was at the Kitwe bus station, 
but I just couldn't pass it up!
Packed with such wonders as 
bread, tea and biscuits
... why they chose this name
This is the strangest chicken 
that I've ever seen, and is 
the normal price negotiable?
You can find the babe that fits you best
Just read the sign without the Africa shape and you'll get the joke
"No flies"? Is this really 
a store in Zambia?
Only happy children are 
permitted to go to school here...
but don't expect them to 
learn proper grammer!
Not exactly the White House, but 
in Mongu, this is the best replica

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