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Alright, alright.
So this one couldn't get more English.
It's still funny enough to be on this page! |
It's Yum Yum Peanut Butter
Sounds like Engrish, but this stuff is made in South Africa |
No thanks. I really don't want to eat Simba. Though, he is Cheese and
Onion flavoured... |
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If you're European....
Shanks. |
An indecisive owner |
A speed bump
Or, in Zambian:
A sleeping policeman |
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| Good advice for laundry here in Zambia as well as in Canada |
"Canada Dry Whiskey Black"
The drunk guys love to offer us this when they find out we're from
Canada |
Zambia Beef
Zambeef! |
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Dorothy and I laugh everytime we see this one!
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Words to live by
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This stuff tastes aweful!
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So, we took Sharon to the police...
Just kidding
(Sorry Sharon, I coudln't resist)
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Fishing nets?
One of these things is
not like the other...
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Visitors are only allowed to stop a moment, but at least it's a
pleasant one
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Sioma Basic School
Proudly slowing down quality education
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Sioma, Senanga, Shangombo ...
Just where do you guys live anyway?
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Found on a Deputy Headmaster's door
To "bounce" is to visit and
find no one at home
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Okay boss.
We get the picture!!
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And you thought that gas was
expensive in Canada?!
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Okay, this one is just silly.
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The Friendly place to shop.
Except that they don't
give the right change!
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Stationary, Sports, tables, chalkboard
Most importantly
"Rome was not built in a day"
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Wouldn't find this sign in Canada
Let alone beside the pool!
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I got a lot of stares taking this one
as I was at the Kitwe bus station,
but I just couldn't pass it up!
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Packed with such wonders as
bread, tea and biscuits
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... why they chose this name
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This is the strangest chicken
that I've ever seen, and is
the normal price negotiable?
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You can find the babe that fits you best
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Just read the sign without the Africa shape and you'll get the
joke
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"No flies"? Is this really
a store in Zambia?
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Only happy children are
permitted to go to school here...
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but don't expect them to
learn proper grammer!
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Not exactly the White House, but
in Mongu, this is the best replica
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